vikingofficial:

breakdalaw95:

awkwardvagina:

awkwardvagina:

im gonna watch an episode of my little pony

i learnt that bullying is wrong and you should make friends with people based on their personality rather than looks how the fuck are people sexualising this show like what the fuckity doo

the ponies are hot, dumb ass -_-

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whorville:

Cannibals may seem nice but they’re just trying to butter you up

i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me:

I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.

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0ptimummm:

Today this girl in class looked different because she had straightened her hair and I told her it was so pretty and straight and she goes “unlike me”. So me thinking that she has bad self esteem, I say “don’t say that. You’re pretty.” To which she replies “oh no, im pretty. I’m just not straight.” And I shit you not my stomach still hurts from laughing too hard.

youflabbergastedme:

orangeitnblack:

pretty sure it’s katy perry

or jared leto

perks of dating me

atomiicfrogz:

• cuddles
• sometimes im funny
• i wont cheat bc i hate everyone
• surprise hugs
• random kisses
• actually respond to your texts
• play video games/listen to music
• more cuddles
• butt touches
• lightsaber duels
• we can eat lots of snacks

  • High-School Teachers: You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
  • Actual College Student: I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
  • Actual College Professor: lol same.

liquorinthefront:

Allstate has launched a beautiful campaign aimed at members of the LGBTQ community. Thanks, Allstate! <3

someactorkid:

itisnotofimport:

current emotion: that barn from the walking dead

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Spongebob, why??

WHY DID YOU SET ME ON FIRE, SPONGEBOB

WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST WRITE YOUR ESSAY

icecolddookie:

wispwill:

Foolish.

you’ve fallen victim to the old razzle dazzle

icecolddookie:

wispwill:

Foolish.

you’ve fallen victim to the old razzle dazzle

bakerssmurf:

danalouiseg:

Since the first book, katniss was already a rebel.

I never even noticed this!!

bakerssmurf:

danalouiseg:

Since the first book, katniss was already a rebel.

I never even noticed this!!