Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
HOT AS FUCK
ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened
I don’t know if you know this but here’s a live feed of porn searches being made right now.
ARE THESE EVEN FUCKIGN REA L
i cant believe this
Part of me really wants this one to be a typo, but part of me kind of doesn’t.
I wanna see pictures of your lowest moment from 2013 go
I was in a Toy Story play.
And I loved it.
You’re an inspiration to us all
"so how long have you been on tumblr"
*has war flashbacks to the introduction of WHAT IS AIR*
i’ll be your number one with a bullet, a loaded god complex
and pull it
on my wedding day im gonna tell my wife “you are the most beautiful woman ive ever seen” and then im gonna suck her titties in front of both of our families