I bet cotton-eyed joe is hot
NOBODY KNOWS THIS AND IVE BEEN LA UGHING FOR LIKE 400 YEARS HWAT DO PEOPLE THINK THE SONG IS SBOUT IM
- Coca Cola, Pepsi, Sprite, Mountain Dew or Dr. Pepper?
- Cats, dogs, horses, lizards or hamsters?
- TV, cinema, computer, iPod or gaming console?
- Rock, rap, pop, metal or punk?
- Black, white, blue, red or green?
- Salad, hamburger, ice cream, chips or fruit?
- Kindergarten, elementary, junior high, high school or college?
- United States, Canada, Australia, France or England?
- Swimming, fishing, tanning, theme parks or camping?
- Snowball fights, snowmen, snow angels, sledding or ice skating?
- English, math, science, history or art?
- Gummy worms, lollipops, gum, chocolate bars or cotton candy?
- Xbox 360, Gamecube, Playstation, Nintendo Wii or Handheld?
- Facebook, WordPress, Tumblr, YouTube or Google?
- Flats, heels, uggs, flip flops or skater shoes?
- Early morning, noon, early afternoon, late afternoon or evening?
- Bathroom, living room, bedroom, kitchen or attic?
- Face-to-face, home phone, cell phone, instant messenger or twitter?
- Skinny jeans, flared jeans, capris, shorts or skirts?
- T-shirt, hoodies, tank top, tube top or halter top?
- McDonald’s, Wendy’s, KFC, Burger King or Dairy Queen?
- Car, airplane, train, boat or walking?
- Coffee, tea, water, milk or soda?
- Drama, comedy, horror, action/adventure or thriller?
when you re-read a book and realize you skipped over an important sentence the first time you read it
my mom always lets me mash the potatoes because it helps me deal with my feelings
Because if you were any more inbred, you’d be a sandwich
Oh my goodness, anon, you’re gonna love this. Jack Pattillo was an extra in a movie, and he’s just sitting there awkwardly throwing bills at a topless stripper. And, no joke, at some point she leans in and licks his nose and his face is so neutral. Like he doesn’t even smile and it’s so hilarious omfg.
Honestly, it wasn’t exactly a porno. It was just a REALLY bad film and the scene where the main characters are in a strip club was uploaded to a porn site, and Jack is there xD
Here’s the PSA about it:
JACK PATTILLO WAS NOT IN A PORNO
Jack Pattillo had a cameo in an “Erotic Horror Comedy” that he worked on, check his IMDb and it will lead you to Twilight Vamps. A movie with erotic moments, the scene in which Jack is at a strip club happened to be uploaded to a porn website, but contains no sex, just nudity and erotic vampire dancing. Jack Pattillo has been in a movie about vampire strippers, softcore if anything.
Look at this dweeb hardly even looking at the girl
AND LET ME TELL YOU THAT I JUST WENT THROUGH 40 PAGES OF DISGUSTING PORN TO FIND THE LINK TO IT FOR YOU RIGHT HERE