did you fart? cause you blew me away
I'm Cathy.
I kissed a girl once.
It was pretty awesome.

donotingest:

ring-wraiths:

thats-slightly-raven:

gangstapikachu:

thats-slightly-raven:

I bet cotton-eyed joe is hot

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Oh

NOBODY KNOWS THIS AND IVE BEEN LA UGHING FOR LIKE 400 YEARS HWAT DO PEOPLE THINK THE SONG IS SBOUT IM

Not even close. Wikipedia traces this song’s origins back to the era of American slavery. The term referring to STIs came from the song, not the other way around.

ring-wraiths:

thats-slightly-raven:

gangstapikachu:

thats-slightly-raven:

I bet cotton-eyed joe is hot

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Oh

NOBODY KNOWS THIS AND IVE BEEN LA UGHING FOR LIKE 400 YEARS HWAT DO PEOPLE THINK THE SONG IS SBOUT IM

iguanamouth:

cheppo:

iguanamouth:

together at last

excuse me i have something important 2 add

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hes here

bold your favorites

chapmansquare:

  1. Coca Cola, Pepsi, Sprite, Mountain Dew or Dr. Pepper?
  2. Cats, dogs, horses, lizards or hamsters?
  3. TV, cinema, computer, iPod or gaming console?
  4. Rock, rap, pop, metal or punk? 
  5. Black, white, blue, red or green?
  6. Salad, hamburger, ice cream, chips or fruit?
  7. Kindergarten, elementary, junior high, high school or college?
  8. United States, Canada, Australia, France or England?
  9. Swimming, fishing, tanning, theme parks or camping?
  10. Snowball fights, snowmen, snow angels, sledding or ice skating?
  11. English, math, science, history or art?
  12. Gummy worms, lollipops, gum, chocolate bars or cotton candy? 
  13. Xbox 360, Gamecube, Playstation, Nintendo Wii or Handheld?
  14. Facebook, WordPress, Tumblr, YouTube or Google?
  15. Flats, heels, uggs, flip flops or skater shoes?
  16. Early morning, noon, early afternoon, late afternoon or evening?
  17. Bathroom, living room, bedroom, kitchen or attic?
  18. Face-to-face, home phone, cell phone, instant messenger or twitter?
  19. Skinny jeans, flared jeans, capris, shorts or skirts?
  20. T-shirt, hoodies, tank top, tube top or halter top?
  21. McDonald’s, Wendy’s, KFC, Burger King or Dairy Queen?
  22. Car, airplane, train, boat or walking?
  23. Coffee, tea, water, milk or soda? 
  24. Drama, comedy, horror, action/adventure or thriller?
"Sex Song" by Bob's Burgers

burgertv:

"I’m good at sex, you’re bad at sex."

lizthefangirl:

when you re-read a book and realize you skipped over an important sentence the first time you read it

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joetrohnam:

my mom always lets me mash the potatoes because it helps me deal with my feelings 

ey bb u wnt sum fuk

Because if you were any more inbred, you’d be a sandwich

Anonymous:
sorry to bother but jack was in porn? what?

alittlebitgayandmore:

Oh my goodness, anon, you’re gonna love this. Jack Pattillo was an extra in a movie, and he’s just sitting there awkwardly throwing bills at a topless stripper. And, no joke, at some point she leans in and licks his nose and his face is so neutral. Like he doesn’t even smile and it’s so hilarious omfg.

Honestly, it wasn’t exactly a porno. It was just a REALLY bad film and the scene where the main characters are in a strip club was uploaded to a porn site, and Jack is there xD

Here’s the PSA about it:

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PSA:

JACK PATTILLO WAS NOT IN A PORNO

Jack Pattillo had a cameo in an “Erotic Horror Comedy” that he worked on, check his IMDb and it will lead you to Twilight Vamps. A movie with erotic moments, the scene in which Jack is at a strip club happened to be uploaded to a porn website, but contains no sex, just nudity and erotic vampire dancing. Jack Pattillo has been in a movie about vampire strippers, softcore if anything.

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Look at this dweeb hardly even looking at the girl

AND LET ME TELL YOU THAT I JUST WENT THROUGH 40 PAGES OF DISGUSTING PORN TO FIND THE LINK TO IT FOR YOU RIGHT HERE

mileaux:

rojoninja:

trebled-negrita-princess:

stfusexists:

feminismandpugsarelife:

heremotionsickness:

Reblogging because I want all of my followers to be aware of just how much you can do in Photoshop, and how little of what you see on posters, in magazines and of pictures on the internet etc. are necessarily real. 

Imagine how the model feels, too. She was hired to be the most beautiful, but they still had to change her because her beauty wasn’t enough.

Not only is the general body distortion completely gross, but notice that they lighten her skin color. This is a white, blonde model, and they make her whiter. Actual white people aren’t even the ideal whiteness, so can you even imagine what models with dark skin have to endure in this industry?

so for all you girls that ask “Why can’t I look like the girls in magazines” it’s because the girls in magazines don’t even look like the girls in magazines.

yeah but


ROJO WHAT THE SHIT

mileaux:

rojoninja:

trebled-negrita-princess:

stfusexists:

feminismandpugsarelife:

heremotionsickness:

Reblogging because I want all of my followers to be aware of just how much you can do in Photoshop, and how little of what you see on posters, in magazines and of pictures on the internet etc. are necessarily real. 

Imagine how the model feels, too. She was hired to be the most beautiful, but they still had to change her because her beauty wasn’t enough.

Not only is the general body distortion completely gross, but notice that they lighten her skin color. This is a white, blonde model, and they make her whiter. Actual white people aren’t even the ideal whiteness, so can you even imagine what models with dark skin have to endure in this industry?

so for all you girls that ask “Why can’t I look like the girls in magazines” it’s because the girls in magazines don’t even look like the girls in magazines.

yeah but

ROJO WHAT THE SHIT

 
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