alltimeangela: why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
For all of you who don’t know my personal life, I’m joining the Army and going down to the capitol for my “federal” physical tonight.
parscilla: instead of publicly shaming girls for wearing shorts on an 80 degree day you should teach teachers and male students to not overly sexualize a normal body part to the point where they apparently cant function in daily life
edgur: nicolascagefanblog: he was a punk she did ballet they were from conflicting social classes he would never respect her bourgeoisie lifestyle
nerdyninjanicole:ohmyloki: ‘Captain America’ Closes Some D.C. Street HIS HAAAAAIR SOMEBODY NEEDS TO TELL ME WHERE THE HELL IN DC THIS IS SO I CAN GO THERE
yes-it-means-i-am-bread: does anyone remember law4kids like this kids’ website that had these shitty webcomics and animations telling them all about DA LAW i mean this shit was hilarious even by itself BUT THEN PEOPLE STARTED MAKING PARODIES AND THEY JUST KEPT COMING
alcoholicgifts: danieldempsey: My dude straight loving him some nsync. OH MY GOD
dangruchy: matthullum: *michael voice* fuck you gavin *gavin voice* but mICHAEL
josiahfiles: josiahfiles: i dont remember going to bed or even going to my room last night, everything just got fuzzier and fuzzier but i woke up on the floor to find a bunch of very small cuts all over my fingers and a half painted portrait of soulja boy on my computer but WHY this post is nine months old and its gotten over a thousand notes in the past day this drawing is in my...
ars33nic: what an introvert is: someone who gets their energy from being alone and can get exhausted from being around people for extended periods of time what an introvert isn’t: low self esteem hatred of people social awkwardness
sirseahorse: stabsinthe: if gatsby wrote a letter to nick it would be addressed to “old sport” because i firmly believe gatsby doesnt know nicks name #it’s at that awkward phase where it’s too late to ask him
heyitspj: ishidakiyomondo: what if gamzee said ‘old sport’ instead of ‘brother’ or ‘motherfucker’ the great gamzee
oomshi: i’m going to glue 1,000 cotton balls onto my body so i can finally become a cloud
andrvw: my friend just called his daughter “what’s her face”
tragicvillain: badhoruss: to everyone who has...
Woman: I'm smart
Patriarchy: Well you're probably ugly then
Woman: I'm creative
Patriarchy: You mean unattractive right?
Woman: I have all these incredible accomplishments
Patriarchy: Yeah but look how ugly you looked doing them
Woman: I have value
Patriarchy: Not if you're ugly lol
Woman: I'm conventionally-attractive & posted selfies on my blog
Patriarchy: I'm so sick of these empty-headed chicks only caring about their looks. Just because you are attractive and get attention from men doesn't mean you are special or deserve respect. Why don't you read a book or do something productive with your life you dumb slut
angelwithwormstache: portablemiah: benskid: portablemiah: illegal immigrants? you mean white people except that white people didn’t immigrate into the united states… they funded the united states. you can’t illegally immigrate into a society you created. did you actually just say white people created society in america